The One-Eyed Cat
There once was a one-eyed cat
Who was noticed wherever he sat
The folk pointed their fingers at him
And said, “Look, there’s a fighter, my friend,”
For he’d lost the eye while chasing a rat!
A Snoring Man
There once was a man who could snore
So loudly that he woke the neighbors next door.
They grumbled and said,
“I just wish he was dead!”
But he lived till a hundred and four!
Two Young Men and a Weary Maiden
There once were two young men
Who fell in love with the same maiden.
They argued bitterly at the start,
Then they fought for her heart,
Until at last she married their friend!